01, Garage cleanout service

From chaos to cash.

We haul the mountain of forgotten stuff out of your garage, sort it, and flip the good bits on Facebook Marketplace. You get your weekend back, and a parking spot you haven't seen since 2019.

See how it works
Flat fee
$500
The cleanout
Wall-to-wall
We handle
Sort · haul · sell
A freshly cleaned two-car Chicago suburban garage, doors open, sunlight spilling across a polished concrete floor.
Chicago & Greater Chicago
How it works

Three steps. One free Saturday.

No quotes, no walkthroughs, no "labor surcharges." You call, we show up, it's done.

  1. 01

    You call.

    Tell us your address, a rough idea of what's in there, and when you'd like it gone. We confirm same-day.

  2. 02

    We clear it.

    Our crew arrives with a truck, sorts everything into keep / donate / sell / trash, and hauls it all out.

  3. 03

    You breathe.

    You get a clean garage and a flat $500 bill. We haul the rest, flip what we can online, and send your share of the sales.

Before A cluttered suburban garage packed with storage tubs, bikes, and boxes before cleanout.
After The same garage after a Cleany Tup cleanout, swept, clear, and open.
About Cleany Tup

A garage is a terrible place to store guilt.

Cleany Tup started with one very full garage and one very patient partner. We realized most people don't want a 17-page estimate or a six-week waitlist, they want the problem gone, for a price that fits on one line.

So that's what we built. A small, real crew that shows up, clears your garage top-to-bottom, and takes the whole pile with us. What we can resell, we resell. What we can't, we donate or dump. You never see it again.

  • Insured
  • Family-run
  • Local crew
  • No sub-contractors
The Cleany Tup crew.
Pricing

Flat fee. Fair split.

$500 for the cleanout, plus a small share of whatever we resell on Marketplace. You keep the rest.

The Cleany Tup
$ 500 / flat cleanout
+ Resale split

When we sell your stuff online, we take a small cut. Everything else comes back to you, itemized.

First $10,000 in sales
10% our cut
Everything above $10,000
5% our cut
  • Full garage cleanout, wall to wall
  • Sort into keep / donate / sell / trash
  • Haul everything away the same day
  • Itemized resale statement, every sale
  • Floor sweep at the end, obviously

Ridiculously oversized jobs quoted separately. We'll tell you upfront.

Contact

Tell us about your garage.

Fill out the booking form and we'll get back to you the same day with a cleanout window.

Ready when you are

Tell us about your garage and we'll come take care of it.

Takes about a minute. We reply same-day.